Here We are nowhere 2

Right, hello etc. Its been a while.

Yes fine and you? Great, great, hope that all works out.
Lets get started. Now, since I last vomited my inane warblings onto the internet, things in the country have gotten, how shall I phrase this? Worse? Worse seems a bit soft, lets just call it a country wide clusterfuck leaving a path of wondrous ruination wherever it goes. That seems about right.

So first there was the floods. And then the “cold snap” (as most major media outlets seem to adore calling it, which makes very little sense to me at all “snap” what? no really “snap”?). Here is the part I don’t get. We get the worst flooding in at least a decade and then the coldest winter since the 1980’s and the government does basically nothing for either.

And now we have no water. How does that happen? No really how? First we have floods. floods = water. then the snow. Snow=frozen water. At no point was there not some form of precipitation hitting the country. So how come we don’t have any water? Did someone sell it to Evian? How come one of the wettest countries in the world have water shortages?

And now we have more flooding and its expected to hit the exact same places it hit last time. Maybe its just me but there seems to be something very wrong about all of this.