Politics hahaha

Pat Kenny, Sexual Dynamo

I watched the frontline last night. It was suprisingly good. My favorite bit was Bill Cullen. What with his prolific use of the phrases “back in my day” and “kids these days”. He was magnificent. Anyway Bill suggested that we all leave Ireland to get jobs.

Back in his day, Bill Cullen didn't have pictures. So neither should you. Feckin Spoilt Kids!

This sort of blue sky thinking is exactly what the country needs. Why didn’t anyone think of mass emigration before? That way nothing needs to change or get fixed, if we all just leave we are no longer the governments problem. The man’s a genius.

Also on the show were two political representitaves, one from Fianna Fail and one from Fianna Gael. As you would expect they just spouted the same old inane shit we have come to expect from them. However what was beautiful was at the end of the show you could see that they realised that they were the most despised people in the room and that no-one trusted or liked them.

For once they got an accurate picture of where they stand in the grand scheme of things.